We are sad to announce that Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito was found alive this morning. Born April 1st, 1950, he surely is the unwanted April fools joke that just keeps on giving. We asked his family what they thought about Alito being alive, and we were told, "how did you get in here? what the fuck! I'm calling the police!".


Truly Tragic.

In Sanrio lore, it is possible to notice how the identification with one gender over another seems to be linked with gender expression, with little to no correlation to the stereotypically gender roles or societal expectations one may link to the traditional gender assignation in the real world. Therefore, with the help of multiple examples found throughout Sanrio characters, one can safely assume that Sanrio characters have no conception of differences in genders when it comes to romantic attraction.
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Jonathan Sims and Martin Blackwood