list of ways to suddenly gain many followers on telegram (incomplete):

-interact with hornyposting once
-post about how cursed koala paws are
-zir0day (deprecated, no longer feasible)

Cryptid day is a thing

What should I do: putting all my stuff into the luggage since I'm leaving in less than 24 hours
What I am doing: badly singing Think of me from the Phantom of the opera to the unbothered cat while crying a bit

Me: Think of the things we'll never do, there will never be a day when I won't think of you

Loki: big yawn

Per le ame italiane

People who are like "Tuxedo Mask never does anything he just shows up" really don't get Sailor Moon

It's her show and her fights. She doesn't need a man to do stuff for her, she needs someone on the sidelines reminding her she can do it and she has all of the power she needs

It's a good metaphor, actually. Next time you want to waltz in and white knight for someone, ask yourself: "What would Tuxedo Mask do? Fight this battle or remind the people actually fighting it that they can do it and I believe in them?"

I'm so tired of crying over the fact that my psuy is so so juicy and tasty.......