It's the day before Easter and someone is listening to Silent Night on the train
Babe you should put headphones on but other than that I respect your energy

Sta uscendo il film di Ennio Doris direttore di Mediolanum e per me grande shock cognitivo perché ero CONVINTA che Ennio Doris non fosse una persona vera ma una sorta di berlusconiano Ronald McDonalds inventato per le pubblicità

"Che mascotte possiamo usare per una banca che si chiama come Milano in latino?"
"Beh chiaramente Berlusconi biondo"

Me: you can't do straight washing of something that's already straight

Beyoncé: hold my blood diamonds

🎨: Shmeckdoesstuff

Join your hands in prayer cause it's pizzussy night

Some of you might wonder, especially in the comments

if I put a maid dress on, will I clean my house better?
No you won't. I put one on yesterday and all I did was girlrot panic and look pretty

Happy Easter from the eepiest babe

I was told it's my energy and I need to step it up and live up to this