If I get to 1k followers my flatmate is gonna gift me a very small dog. They don't know it yet, but they'll learn it from this post

Could be us

Me butchering Regina Spektor with my girlboss nails

Long painted nails, good for girlboss and Christmas vibes, bad for fingering and ukulele

This one goes to @johndeesdankmemes and whatever the fuck they're doing