Such a beautiful direct and this is why I'm pissing my pants?

People who have opinions about Comic Sans are weak stop having opinions about one font start having opinions about all the fonts!!!

Those bitches cannot understand a girlie relationship with her fav song in the new album from this obscure band she likes

That's fine tho all the bitches have weird relationships to stuff yay them

Romantic date idea: split a pizzussy with your partner

In this way you can share both carbs and pussy, the staples of any good relationships

Motivated by hundreds of letters from you fans, I decided to do my research and study a bit, and after months of intensive study and backed up by plenty of sources I can finally give you all a positive, almost certain, answer

Yes, Tsurumi Golden Kamuy and Blackbeard Our Flag Means Death would fuck each other in the butt