Breasties I am feverish

Things that lowkey really really annoy me: that TikTok/IG trend where people are like “that awesome moment where you have to go out but they cancel so you don’t have to 🤪”

Honestly I’d hate to have you as a friend. The time you give me is not a fucking concession, if you’d prefer to stay home alone by all means do and don’t lie to me.

This is not against people who happen to have low or no spoons, that had an awful day, or other very good reason to have a change of heart regarding going out. Shit happens, rain check exist, don’t feel bad.

Department store wax mannequins melting during a heatwave in 1929.

Us???

Shout out to Louis de Point du Lac for being like extremely depressed and suicidal and then being like hell yeah I should definitely get turned into a vampire and then realising eternal life was a mistake (who would have guessed) and unsuccessfully trying to kill himself

Waking me up be like

Reminder: when you go like "Nooooo I don't wanna be mean to the cute robot" you're playing their game. The bots are not cute by accident, don't confuse empathy with gullibility and don't get manipulated by corporations who are not cute at all despite what they might look like