Getting tan stripes on your feet is weird

Born to sleep, forced to nap

During today's fever nap I dreamt I got a very nice job I'd love to have and waking up was bitter

In the dream I got the job in a very unprofessional way I was like "I don't know how to use social media but I know love"

And since the nap my ass is like "we should try that, it did work in the dream after all :)" so my brain gotta keep going: "silence borderline grandeur delusion"

I don't know who needs to hear this but cis women get facial hair too (and we can get dysphoria from it too)