"Your hair looks so pretty today you look like Jesus"

Fr tho I haven't had hair this pretty in forever now I gotta waste them for a week of online classes that's so unfair

Do you think I would ship followers, plan their dates and smoosh their faces together like they were Barbie dolls?
You're absolutely correct I would

President Barbie President Barbie!

This is not a post to endorse Kamala Harris this is a post to endorse the character of President Barbie

Since it's the end of July but I have online classes for a week I'm gonna do the single most cursed thing you can do while having classes: I'm gonna play Danganronpa again you cannot save me the voices are winning and they're all married to Sans Undertale

Hanging this one on the blorbos wall

The eyes of a malewife, the smirk of a manwhore, the face of a manipulative bitch

Spaccandomi le palle

I can be heroic and selfless in my deep sorrow but boi am I petty in my annoyances

I never hate people as much as when I have to do group works with said people

I've lost my trash can