I had this dream where you had to pay for bread with chunks of hair and bread made pained noises when you cut it

And then I had a spicy dream I don't remember at all

Why did I have to forget the horny dream and retain the weird pain in pain one

HE HECKEN MAD

I have not watched the Minecraft trailer but people have only described as the worst movie adaptation of a videogame since forever or as a masterpiece in progress
So I gather it's gonna be an okayish movie

If I had a shot everytime people online describe something in non absolute terms I'd be constantly sober

Wdym My Melody is not a cryptid