Changed my expectations for the day from: "I hope this is gonna be a good day" to: "I hope I can keep myself cunty throughout whatever this day sends me"

I should stop with my blondification because my fingers are too long and I am one box of dye away from being confused with Michael Distortion

If you invented ibuprofen dm me immediately

Cursed Italianposting
Pizza Hannah Montana con la carne Montana

Not! Them need to survive under capitalism too

Lietunant Columbo could have hit that, may he rest in peace

Hello Kitty why you always making collabs with people I got beef with