I couldn't relate to all the "It's finally fall so now I can do this" posts until I put on my dark red shimmery lipstick this morning
Fuck yeah fall make me slay

My horoscope said you all owe me attention

Happy birthday Bella Swan thanks for showing me depression 🙏

I saw people in the comments feeling attacked by this meme and ofc if it's not about you it's not about you but I kinda envy you a bit bc apparently you never got through the experience of trying to open up about something bad in your life and the other person being "I know what would help 😏" and trying to turn it into sexy times so until this happens to you consider yourself blessed lmao