Advent calendars my beloved

I need to get myself a tank top that says: "I went to Church for just a couple years and all I got was this huge guilt"

Why am I the only person that doesn't know a queer capable of telling her her season

Also don't say you haven't seen pictures of me when I am literally in the video of hips don't lie (I'm Shakira)

Today is gonna be the day

Besties my life has not been the same since New Pipe died pls suggest

Every day I wake up and discover a new reason to wish to leave Italy

Save me Adam Brody playing the lead in a romcom make me feel like a teenager again

Minute 13 of this romcom: attacking me