I am gonna have genius children due to my pussy size

Rappel pour les personnes qui se penseraient unworthy of love dans la salle

I deserve to be an apartment cat, to be justified in my irrational anger, to ask for cuddles whenever, to piss on people's stuff

We should stop calling comphet like that because that's too nice of a word and we should use it for something better

I have a long night of traveling and I am gonna make it everyone's problem

Regret of 2024: I had two teeth removed and neither time did I ask the dentist if I could keep them