There's nothing worse than being in a bar almost crying and you think that your day can't get worse and then the carefully chosen playlist of the bar decides to play Wonderwall

Today is gonna be the day I will not end myself because I deserve to outlive the Gallaghers

Pictured is the main reason why I have beef with the Oasis

I am alone on this gigantic coach and I feel so fancy it's like I have an enormous bumpy uncomfy limousine