Stolen from Post that did not age well

Me: secretly annoyed that our coward cat is seemingly less scared of the rainstorm outside than I am and is just vibing while looking at a box
The cat: suddenly jumps back, scared of the box
My pride: restored

Okay but think about this: you get up, make yourself a coffee, try to sway the clouds from slumber away from your brain.
You hear the cat make his noises tho, so you give himb water and a kiss. All is better now.
And this happens everyday. The cat is always there. Marvelous.

Friendly reminder: this is my channel, where I talk about my opinions and I don't have to take shit from anyone. I don't mind explaining myself and chatting with you people, but if you just arrive in my channel to do sealioning and annoy everyone you are not owed anything. Not an explanation, not an argument, nothing.
This is my space and I'll kick people as I please, couldn't care less about gaining shitty followers or trolls. No one here is doing it for the money

My takeout dinner is trying to patronize me

Living the best life honestly