Ever since I was little girl I knew Fred from Scooby Doo was kinda stupid and I also knew he was so sexy for it

Never reading the Harry Potter saga as a child means my mind is free from Harry Potter references and I never think about it with the exception of whenever I pee after sex and I silently thank Hermione Granger

MARCELINE SINGS A MITSKI'S SONG IN ADVENTURE TIME? HOW DID I NOT KNOW MARCELINE SINGS A MITSKI'S SONG IN ADVENTURE TIME, YOU JAGWEEDS?

Dreamers, enjoy your body while you are still able to use it. And if anyone seeks to make you feel badly for the body you have, set them on fire and bury them deep in the earth. It is the fire that burns in you they should be worried about. Wreathed in fire and covered in eyes, I am your host, Nikignik, waiting with warmest regards for your return to the Hallowoods.