Tonight there is the Met Gala so tomorrow everyone get ready for my comments (and by that mean if you don't wanna read it just silence the channel or leave or whatever I am having my fun here)

I feel like I am so busy and yet everyday I seem to find the time to have a crisis over a different song

This is how people who can regulate their own emotions talk about me

It's 7 pm and I haven't had the time to watch the Met Gala red carpet yet
I can only say one thing: can't wait to be amazed by some amazing weird suits and I will finally have something to throw at people when they say that it's normal for suits to be more boring than dresses at the met gala (I am looking at you, 2024 Ryan Gosling apologists)

Edit: my beef was actually with Chris Hemsworth because he was a presenter - like Zendaya, did you fucking see her last year? - but can you blame me? No

Women will wear this and be criticized anyway but God forbid I say a man's suit is bland lmao

Btw while I finish my errands please enjoy my fav looks from last year

Tyla wearing a sand dress by Belmain you will always be famous in my heart

That's because the girls were mean 😔