Maybe arson is the solution to my dating problems

I love you all queer people asking me if everything is alright I was just thinking that I should date a firefighter and what better way to meet one

No you don't get it I need to have a partner bc my students took to school some water guns and they covered them with rhinestones and at one point I had to confiscate them and I had these colorful rhinestone covered water guns and no one to say "omg us" to