"Dad why is my sister's name Blue Joni Mitchell?"
"Because your mom loves the album Blue by Joni Mitchell"
"Thanks dad"
"No problem Blue by Joni Mitchell Limited Edition Ultradisc Vynil 2LP Box Set"

I am reading dirty Catullo poems and cackling like a dirty witch

in quadriviis et angiportis
glubit magnanimos Remi nepotes

Omg Lesbia you were living the life

"Objectively" you're the worst word and I have beef with you.

14 months after I ended up meeting a lesbian that is literally shorter Barry Keoghan