❤️PSA❤️

🌈during this (and every) pride y’all can call any minor inconvenience homophobic, e.g. “it’s so homophobic that my train is late today” and you will always be right

🌈i present y’all the perks of Queerness that include:
• an infinite amount of slay points (can be used as energy, speed up healing, stop all the effects of dysphoria).
• +10 to every performance provided that any queer icon is playing on the background
• automatic critical hits and a free additional attack every time you take an action to punch a bigot
• an inspiration point after every long rest that can be spent on any mundane and boring task. upon completion the task will glow with rainbow colors.
• an advanced and precise gaydar
• the power of community: every time you show support to a queer person/organization/group/etc, your energy increases by the same amount.
• unlimited supply of rainbow colored food and drinks
• unlimited gay sex (optional)
• a brick in your pocket at all times (to know more read about Stonewall)

happy pride ❤️