Me today at pride

I get English and its use and everything, but it's not like a beautiful language.

Kinda like a penis, not great per sé but easy to use and there's not much other around

Btw, I had a weird pride day and ended up not going to the parade but also I was super pretty and glittery and nsfw

Also the only brain cells I have left have gone on strike, so a lot of sleeping, kinda some eating, little posting

I'll use this channel to communicate to all my chosen family and Internet friends you can freely breathe again: I found an insanely long horror podcast, so I won't bother everyone for suggestions for a fairly long time.

It's insane to me that a lot of people are like out there living their lives studying numbers

Me staying hydrated and chilling while my self proclaimed enemies write boring paragraphs about me 💅

I am officially CANCELING my bff. They sent me, totally unpromptedly, without any warning, while I was sleeping, a super cursed pic of Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling on the set for Barbie.
Why call yourself my friend and then send this monstrosity to me first thing in the morning?
Shaking my head at the audacity, feeling deeply wounded.
Stay cool everyone!