Peeps can you give me examples of the meme of Salvini wishing someone a fast recovery and that person dying? Pretty please

Also they look FABULOUS

Me: time to rest after a long day of working :)
My brain: you're broken

Lord give me the strength not to force a (more than a) decade long hyperfixation on my students they are not gonna enjoy Hamilton

Okay I am forcing a friend to watch it with me (this happens literally every two months)

"Why don't I put these shoes more often?"
Questions asked moments before slipping scratching my knee breaking my thights and showing my ass to an oblivious passerby