One of my partners just told me: "I've spent so much time with you I get Barbie ads" and that's like a pinnacle of our relationship in my opinion

We're pretty and everything, but don't forget I also have massive moustaches and a white jacket I am not afraid to spill blood on

Also, Italian people: friendly reminder that Ultimora, while not being behind paywall and consequently looking more useful cause who the fuck has money for news nowadays, is actually very focused on gaining money by pushing offers and sensational headlines than it is on giving you the truth.
Media need reach, and reach needs money, sadly. Don't wanna be the "don't trust the news" paranoid, but ye corporations never really care about people, and media is owned by them, so do the math

Everyone I kiss someone they end up making a Telegram channel and a devil gets its genitals