Can someone please play the smallest violin in the world, please?

Based

"You cannot say anything nowadays" and yet some of you are still here annoying us to death with your boring bigotism. Just be coherent and shut up 🙄

@Telegram please have the decency not to inform me whenever you're doing one of your grabbing money stuff.
I'm not giving my money to Musk, I'm not giving it to you. Please let me keep my good memories of us without reminding me how cheap you've become 🥱

"For the first time in the history of social media, people have full ownership of their usernames. Long-time Telegram users who have been using short usernames they registered early on can now benefit from the platform's growth by selling their usernames in fair, transparent, fully decentralized auctions."



Why... Why do you say it like it's a good thing?

Good soup

Millennials are so poor I'm gonna propose to my partners with my kidney stones on a ring

Dear personal diary that I share with 1.3 other people, today was a bad day cause I'm so poor I even applied to teach in Catholic schools.
I'm manifesting chocolate, if I get some the day will be saved.

I wish I had breakfast this morning now that I know that bitcoins are failing so much

I manifested chocolate and the bitcoin failed. Oh my God I am so powerful