I fell on my hand.
It's a pretty injury tho.
I even bleed pink

I saw the new Pokémon evolutions.
I am so happy I didn't buy the game

Who wants to marry me in a church and pretend to be straight for a day for the party and the money

Gli ha rubato il cazzo

Today is transgender remberance day
We take this day to remember all of our trans siblings who have been killed just for existing, and we hope for a better future where that number is 0
We ask that you take a moment of silence out of respect
Thank you
~Trans/NB meme Administrators

So for some reason I can't see this but apparently there are crypto ads on my channel and for good measure I want to reiterate that I would rather die than post such things and that it is Telegram's doing, not my own

Thinking about cats.

My opinions about Cats the pets and Cats the musical are opposite.

Fun life hack: if you're detached enough from reality, Love is an open door can become a duet between Eleanor from The Good Place and Greg from Crazy Ex Girlfriend, and they make kinda sense.

Speaking of cats, someone here is not happy I spent the weekend away and so I'm getting kisses and bites

This timeline is very confusing.

Tell me not to reread this, please.
I am a grown up woman.

THE LAST TRAILER OF DISENCHANTED IS SOOOO GOOD IF THIS MOVIE DISAPPOINTS ME I'M GONNA BE DESPERATE I TELL YOU