Onion rings are a metaphor for infinity

Chicken nuggets are a metaphor for unresolved trauma

Pigs in a blanket are a metaphor for actually needing support from your peers instead of deflecting

Fries are a metaphor about monogamy

I just made my roommie watch a traumatising show and when they talk to me about it I make silly posts instead of listening TO THE SHOW I PICKED

I wanted to repost the time management meme because it's my first actual day on the job and I'm taking so many terrible decisions, everyone wish me luck

Wym "start"

Working is terrible but children are adorable

Eggnog? Nah.
Eggnog-flavored cum? Yeah.

Tis the season to be slutty