Don't @ me Twilight is my new coping memechanism

I am not in a good place right now but at least I'm not like any of the adults involved here

I never go out, but every time I do my tummy get angy

The sluttier I get, the harder the battles God gives me become

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Try to say something positive about Harry Potter and I'll come to your house to kick your butt.

Me ten days ago: losing my wallet is the worst thing that could happen I have all my memories and documents there

Me today: lmao in the grand scheme of things what does it matter I deserve a gold star for not losing it for almost 3o years do I even need a name boop bop

@prettyposting has an incredible aim when she's throwing stuff, the problem is that she always hits the mark but never the right one.
Today she's playing with my cat by throwing little tinfoil balls that Loki enjoys chasing.
She threw the first one up in the air and it landed square between Loki's eyes. It was fun for everyone involved, Loki enjoyed the ball.
The second one went in the corner of the room, generally where it was intended, and Loki played with it for a while.
Then she threw another one in the air and somehow she managed to get between two suitcases directly into Loki's water bowl. Loki enjoyed the water flavoured ball.
Tl; dr: my cat and my gf are both adorable and probably share a brain

And we also both like shiny stuff