I'm literally the obnoxious bitch being like bro I'm literally obsessing over the horror genre as a whole but bro you have to understand me bro the metaphors the catharsis bro it's not that you don't like horror you just haven't found the right one yet

A very specific bitch indeed
Still a bitch


Never tell me anything about real crime or I will CRY

Nostalgia vibe.
Nostalgia of the little me with the parents allowing no consoles (and me showing not that much interest in them)

I wish that undead Elsa would stop staring at me while I vibe

Also, tip for sleepovers: don't casually tell: "Oh don't use that one, my uncle died there!" to someone AFTER they sit.
Say it before or not at all

Already awake again
I'm playing with Morpheus as my little bitch
Either 12 hours or 2

People throwing me out of places without giving me any caffeine first are all criminals are should be trated as such

Me @ you

You're drinking your first coffee and this happens in the bar

I didn't deserve it.

I had one coffee and one cappuccino.
The world is less awful.
I'm sharing advices with my sister so she can use my old methods to have my very stingy father (me and him have been nc for months) buy her some stuff or help her in some ways.
Manipulate the manipulator, traumatize the trauma creator, expropriate the stingy careless absent father figure

I'm posting too much personal stuff, brb with a random meme

Idea that I'm gonna write otherwise I forget:
do you think it makes sense to have a subscriber bot? Mostly so you can send memes, especially since stuff in the group chat cannot be saved and there's a lot of stuff worth reposting and people pm each other to send memes.
If you say yes you're legally (by legally I mean, of course, morally, cause there's no difference, as you know) obligated to help me cause I am all words and no science, glittery head goes swish