Oh no am I a landlady now?

Me

Everyday I wake up and do something stupid and then I torture myself about it.
Then, Elon Musk wakes up and does something massively stupid and I immediately feel so much better about myself.

"What do you think about polyamory?" she asked, like a coward


Also lmao cause probably some friends of my bro are coming over and no one knows when

Coming out to my siblings is very frustrating.
Can they at least pretend to be just a tad surprised?

🌟Achievement unlocked: I'm fully out of the closet (as a terminally cis bisexual relationship anarchist aroflux woman) with one (1) member of my family!🌟

Asking to my Italian followers who changed their legal name to comment here so I can pm them with relentless questions