Pov: you're a goth teenager but you're born at the end of August and your mom's friends gift you school stuff you don't like
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Also oh my God I don't think I ever saw his face before now.
He looks like one of those dumb characters in tv shows that are purposefully written to be the butt of the joke
He looks like one of those dumb characters in tv shows that are purposefully written to be the butt of the joke
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My dog woke me up while I was oversleeping
She knew I couldn't miss the train
She knew I couldn't miss the train
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My extroverted side, my mom side and my polemical side all ganging up to help a girl with a panic attack on the train against the super condescending train manager who told her to "calm herself", "upgrade to a better class if she wanted better services" and "come down at the next station and go to the police instead of complaining"
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What I say: I cannot wait to meet one of my partners, my friends, various cats
What I think: broooo that new dim sum place makes xiao long bao that look like my boobs (amazing), will not be happy until I eat them
What I think: broooo that new dim sum place makes xiao long bao that look like my boobs (amazing), will not be happy until I eat them
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P(r)ettyposting 💖🎀🍉
What I say: I cannot wait to meet one of my partners, my friends, various cats What I think: broooo that new dim sum place makes xiao long bao that look like my boobs (amazing), will not be happy until I eat them
The partner in question: I want to come get you at the station
Me: no go get the dim sum
Me: no go get the dim sum
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