My extroverted side, my mom side and my polemical side all ganging up to help a girl with a panic attack on the train against the super condescending train manager who told her to "calm herself", "upgrade to a better class if she wanted better services" and "come down at the next station and go to the police instead of complaining"

What I say: I cannot wait to meet one of my partners, my friends, various cats

What I think: broooo that new dim sum place makes xiao long bao that look like my boobs (amazing), will not be happy until I eat them

The partner in question: I want to come get you at the station
Me: no go get the dim sum

Me

I proved to be better than an actual train manager at one point I was the leader of a weird group of a Dominican family who only spoke Spanish (which I don't speak, I guess) and three oldies whose train had been canceled.
We all made it! Yay!

Me: I have plenty of time to do everything I need with patience and grace

My manic anxiety spikes: BITCH

I was karaoking so much I accidentally tit clapped

Fun fact: you should not do the Ultimora poll because they're trying to get your data, but if you happen to run into a definitely not scammy site that wants to send you free gifts for real you should thank the amazing Ultimora network by giving their email instead! I bet they'll be so grateful!

politics@ultimora.net

Me: ahah look at those Disnerds spending money on those cringe anniversary memorabilia

Me looking at anniversary Sailor Moon merch: pretty guardian sailor clown

There's always a pet far away