Me: ahah look at those Disnerds spending money on those cringe anniversary memorabilia

Me looking at anniversary Sailor Moon merch: pretty guardian sailor clown

There's always a pet far away

Coming back for the holiday as something that works for a tabletop game written by someone who knows nothing about it

Malus: you get a new trauma
Bonus: you get a bonus +1 when you throw a die for perception

My 13 yo sister texted me:
Dad sent me a forwardedt this image as wishes so I sent him back the same pic
We all need to learn from her
#traumatizeyourparentsback

As an horror fan, I totally endorse it

Me drawing the final card of me new year's reading: moon give me an advice

The moon: