How I post this full knowing both my partners will repost it: 😎🥰

(hi babies btw)

Feeling manic might launch a podcast next month

Has this sparked from me wanting to vent about Harry Potter?
Well, I won't say no.

And from people telling me "You should watch this video essay"
I am a walking video essay myself pals you cannot put me in front of a screen and expecting me not to talk smh

One of my superpowers is that if you say Esperanto in the mirror three times and I'm not busy at the time I come and explain to you why it's stupid

I feed my soul by telling people: "Oh you didn't KNOW about Pokémon Live?" and then by showing them the cursed content with a fake smile

Seeing a nice and hot cop is like seeing a very quality tasty ingredient cooked in a way that makes it so disgusting it's unedible

If your girl has a lot of intuition, a charming smirk and a raincoat, that's not your girlfriend, that's detective Columbo!