I feed my soul by telling people: "Oh you didn't KNOW about Pokémon Live?" and then by showing them the cursed content with a fake smile

Seeing a nice and hot cop is like seeing a very quality tasty ingredient cooked in a way that makes it so disgusting it's unedible

If your girl has a lot of intuition, a charming smirk and a raincoat, that's not your girlfriend, that's detective Columbo!

My personality through my top 3 perfumes:
1. Angel, very feminine, vanilla and patchouli notes, the packaging is a literal star;
2. A perfume that literally smells like a pie you make at Easter with vanilla and citruses;
3. The classical perfume of the car brand Ferrari.

This is literally my son Blackbeard let me cry for my middle aged emo child

Too awake to sleep, too tired to shitpost.
When will I become a meme

From my Facebook memories, someone last year was right