This is literally my son Blackbeard let me cry for my middle aged emo child

Too awake to sleep, too tired to shitpost.
When will I become a meme

From my Facebook memories, someone last year was right

Today finally dim sum

The dim sum place was: good
I'll take you there if you want 🥰

Extroverted challenge: enter a building for more than 5 minutes without making a new friend

"Make me a hot cocoa out of bitter chocolate and put a double espresso and cinnamon in it"

She looked at me funny

Sometimes people fall asleep on me and I go like: "Why, there's a comfortable bed over there", bur then I look at my juicy thighs and go like: "Yeah, mood"

I would do a lot more useful things if I didn't have these bodies