Their hands look like this so my hands can look like the hands of someone who's slowly acquiring all the Sailor Moon soda (4 out of 10)

One of my favourite fairytales when I was a child was about this chick Maria who has three suitors. She insisted she wanted to marry everyone so her dad sends them off to find magical object to decide who's best but then they meet, find out she's dead and join the forces to save her. She comes back to life, smirks and goes like yeah told ya I needed all three

And then people are surprised that I'm poly

Yes but they're a polecule too

Tomorrow there will be an announcement that I should have made today but I was tired 👀

(sadly no, not my onlyfans)