One of my favourite fairytales when I was a child was about this chick Maria who has three suitors. She insisted she wanted to marry everyone so her dad sends them off to find magical object to decide who's best but then they meet, find out she's dead and join the forces to save her. She comes back to life, smirks and goes like yeah told ya I needed all three

And then people are surprised that I'm poly

Yes but they're a polecule too

Tomorrow there will be an announcement that I should have made today but I was tired 👀

(sadly no, not my onlyfans)

🔔 Ding dong bling blong 🔔

The channel and the group especially are growing so much lately, and I'm so happy about it that I have decided it's time for...
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More moderation!

Let's all welcome the new team of wholesome people who're gonna kick you out if you misbehave! 💖💖💖

Me: I'm a responsible adult, I can go and buy some soy sauce
Also me: should I buy some grape flavored fanta?