Time sensitive: based on the vibes, what should I read tonight?

I started the second one but now the first one is winning so I'm stressed

(Adding: I love the pansexual pun as much as the next folk, but the point of the post is literally bisexual doesn't mean two genders thanks source I'm bi)

In my cringe phase in which I ship followers together 👀

420 meme

Scanzi ti investo

Remind me next time I wanna read before bed that it's NOT a good idea

Achievement unlocked: stay up so late it actually becomes early and you can do stuff that gives you anxiety before sleeping!

Not gonna come back to bite me in the ass I'm sure

The queue songs don't make me mad unless it's Imagine in which case I go Berserk

Me losing my edge with no lipstick on cause my lips are tiny

I read a FB status about how boicotting the Rowling is actually gonna hurt the small working people and that's good reason enough not to boycott her.
It was a bad day to put my eyes on