Me: nooooo please don't listen to me while I record a podcast I plan to release I am too embarrassed

Jordan Oliver

I am super sad not because I am at the police station but because a cop is cute but sadly it's a cop so it would be bestiality

Saiu o teaser do novo Smash Bros

I committed the sin of staring at the Maresciallo's butt so I ended up being questioned for two hours

I wish I was a dim sum
No thoughts, only getting stuffed and eaten

Here I am, embarrassed by the Italian press again

"Yeah, I love passionate speakers and Italian men. Doesn't mean I love Mussolini"

Parks and Rec is one of my fav series I swear

The second act of Hamilton always has me like

I was very mad at myself because I couldn't find a good gift for a friend and then I bought him a wooden diy ballista that actually shoots so now I am happy with myself

But also very sad cause that store had a lot of pretty stuff I want

Mostly happy tho, giving gifts is nice