Nice

My biggest goal today was to finish this fucking amazing super cheesy borger that was too big to be eaten but too delicious to be put aside

I appear in your dream, majestic in my strawberry dress and my glitters, and I ask you: "Give me coffee"
What do you do?

My favourite 90s Italian censorship was of an episode of a minor shojo series.
In the original episode, the main character has her period for the first time.
In the Italin version, she just has nightmares.

So you see her terrified in the school bathroom and you're like what

If you play Pokémon Go drop your ID cause my flatmates got me addicted again and I am out of balls

I'm like the planet Earth
Dangerously hotter by the minute

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