Me: going to sleep soon
Partner and cat: noooo you're our mattress now no sleep for you

I had a very weird kinda sexual dream about my high school flirt but like my mind skipped the sex scenes like we were in a soap opera

My long conversations with my mom sometimes go really off track
The weird off topic of the day was her belief that Christ had a stroke

I indeed love how this Bancomat place makes me feel totally safe and definitely not in danger

My primordial urge to buy all of them vs the reality of not having money

Also I met Greek people at the supermarket
And I was happy cause I love Greece and I recognized the accent

Also challenge get out of the house without befriending someone part 87262 failed

Working is for boring, ugly, serious people
And I, button, am none of these things

I was dating a Pokémon fan.
They wanted me to write a love song about their favourite Pokémon, Pikachu.
So I had to broke it off, and I told them: "Sorry, I'm not gonna Raichu a love song"

Real linguistics fact:
MANual and MANsplaining have the same root.
Don't let little pieces of paper dictate your life.
Just fuck around and find out.