While I was being sad we reached 1.8!
That's not gonna cure my whole sadness (I can give you my PayPal for that lmao) but it's always nice to see the garden grow 🪷

Enough "Fuck, marry, kill"
I wanna hear this:

Which singer would you smoke a joint with?
Which singer would you offer a cup of tea to?
Which singer would you catfish to beat them up with your friends?

My answers are
Jeff Mangum to talk crazy shit about Jesus
Sufjan Stevens cause he's a sad boi who could use a hot drink
Kanye West

(only alive singers count)

Every once in a while I feel the urge to play, sing and butcher On the radio by Regina Spektor

Step on me literal queen

Literally gonna drown my sorrows

I am a fool who overestimated her faculty to handle alcohol and the size of her pee sack

Tfw you're waiting to be called back for a job and you actually receive a call but it's spam

Whoever invented gender will catch these hands because boi are cishet people a handful

Like we all have parental issues
No shit, our parents are pretty much all straight peeps

Imagine putting your best to not be late to the employment center and you succeed

But you are actually in another employment center