Yeeeee I'm gonna crash to former friends' wedding in another town
I haven't gone to a wedding in ages

"Babe, what are you thinking about? You look so serious"
"Oh I'm scheduling my memes"
"Babe why are you like this"

Me: what a relaxing day for once

The day: haha the bitch is falling for it

Me randomly: I ABSOLUTELY LOVE SAIKI K IT IS MY FAVOURITE ANIME I BIRTHED THE PROTAGONIST MYSELF EVERY CHARACTER IS THE BEST CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHY YOU ARE NOT WATCHING IT RIGHT NOW MY LITERAL CHILD IS IN IT

Me when asked my favourite anime: uuuh... Mumble mumble... What is an anime is Pikachu an anime

When we get to 2k I'm gonna do drugs by myself and not offer it to you very rudely