History and geography facts: the only reason Italy was united was to appeal to people with a foot fetish

"My favourite musical is Cats"

Bae there are less humiliating ways to say you're a furry

She woke me up to be tired on me

Maine has no billboard
Stephen King's stories are mostly set in Maine

We can deduce at this point that the true horror in other States are billboards

Halp I need to pee

Not happy I finally went to pee

Does anyone else wakes up with the urge of falling asleep again to finish the dream?

I can finally queerwash my teeth