I bought clothes for work today I am fab

Also if I am not mistaken Ramadan has started yesterday

Good luck and good practice to everyone who celebrates it!

A guy I met three years ago when I was in another country seemingly cannot take a no as an answer

So let's see if he takes me as his bride

Me as miss Piggy and who

"What a nice day I had!"
My stomach and intestines: "Time to pull this bitch a PRANK!!!"

Jesus would have spat on all n*zi.
Except, of course, the ones with a spitting kink