Due to reasons, today will be cut short.
Thanks.

The sexual tension between me and the joint in my wallet I cannot smoke since I am on my way to a police station (nothing to worry about, passport stuff)

The triple threat: my left boob, my right boob and my other boob

I am honestly happy they want to make a Harry Potter tv series because the old fans will never like it and the younger people don't care so it will be a beautiful dumpster fire that will warm our hearts while we dance of the tomb of the Rowling legacy

Also I should mention Berlusconi more often cause I did yesterday or so and today he's in the hospital

I never do internet digging but when I do I am surprised at how good I am

Personal rating of Haribo crocodile from top to bottom

"Take a chill pill"
I do Karen it's called a benzo

Going to sleep
With the hope, for once, to wake up in a better way
(Berlusconi dying overnight)

How can someone see this and not immediately read "Bowser's Furry" eludes my comprehension