The feminine urge to sit down and never ever get up again

"I just don't think we need feminism anymore" said once a male coworker who I can only assume has never been told to go become a whore while doing telemarketing

Fuck shit damn STOP THIS SIMULATION I am attracted by a bald dude

People be like "Aren't rich people terrible?" and I'm like 💦💦💦

The author is Gwen Katz

I feel called out

I had this weird dream where I ended up texting my old psychologist and we ended up fighting and being very passive aggressive

The more I recall details the more painful it gets

Like I remember she telling me: "I wasted all that time and energy on you and you're still a mess that can't br fixed"

E se fossimo noi (ma noi chi)

Italian saying of the day (used specifically in Rome):
Doing Peppe's tour (fare il giro di Peppe)

That special moment when your weed man uses a saying you often hear from your grandma