Italian saying of the day (used specifically in Rome):
Doing Peppe's tour (fare il giro di Peppe)

That special moment when your weed man uses a saying you often hear from your grandma

Eheh

The cat is pretty and dumb
The artist is pretty dumb

What a pair

I could outrun this for almost two years, but I could not outlive It

U gay

If you're straight wft are you doing here are you lost

Can we help you find your way into not being straight anymore

Today's mood is no mood cause too tired to feel thanks

Drowning in sorrow while I could be drowning in boobies