Picture this: us, the Met Gala red carpet, chilling and judging.
Me and who I'm not even joking

Okay so maybe we're unironically streaming the Met Gala outfits tonight
If you're interested join us 👀

Due Madonne non è il capolinea del bus
È quello che cade quando passano

Had to turn away an offer to teach a dealer Italian for pills

Sorry I'm too sick in the head for drugs

Please do not post the new Zelda spoilers or my Zelda friends will be sad

I was almost fired but I was glad

In the end I didn't end up fired but it speaks volumes about my job

They cut some of my hours tho

I am just a lil bit burnout. That much that I politely greeted a dog in a very formal way like it was a person