I smell like a depressed person

Very important!!!!

A couple weeks ago I read a horror book about an haunted puppet.
This is literally how I imagined it

I managed to quit my job I am literally proud of myself for that

Ew imagine being conservative lmao I can't even

Do French people even have croissants?

Lyrics: you smile at me you're like a cow making moo moo
Me: omg so romantic

2023 and still in poly communities I find people defending the concept of friendzone

"Bidets are useless"

Well, where does your cat hang out to judge you while you poop then?